The ants came marching four by four hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one thought he could beat the law
So the law went and splattered his brains on the floor
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ants came marching three by three hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one joined the local gang
And now he hangs in the holy land
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

In to get out of the rain

The ants came marching two by two hurrah, hurrah
Two by two away from the cops hurrah, hurrah
The little one stopped to catch his breath
And the poor little shit got shot in the head
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ant came marching one by one hurrah, hurrah x2
He bought some dodgy crack one day
The doctors said he was DOA
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

Whoap!

(repeat last verse)