[Intro & Verse]
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    A

[Chorus]
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    A

[Intro]
A
Oi!

I'm a love dealer, you wanna score

I'll give you my number so give me a call

You're lookin' so lonely, there's no need to be

Let me introduce you to my family!

[Pre-Chorus]
D                       G                   A
Mother Mary marijuana, Uncle Charlie Top Banana
G                                                          A
Meet my cousin crystal meth, Sister smack and all the rest
     A
Woo!

[Chorus]
          A
Just say yes, just say yes, just say yes, just say yes

Just say yes, just say yes, just say yes, just say yes

Just say, yes, yes, yes, yes, ...

[Instrumental]
D G

[Verse]
      A
I'm a dangerous substance, addictive as hell

I'm hooked on ya woman, as if you can't tell

So snort me and chase me or swallow me whole

Or take me up yer arse if thats the way you wanna go!

[Pre-Chorus]
D                       G                   A
Mother Mary marijuana, Uncle Charlie Top Banana
D                 G                   A
Grandma-ma MDMA, Auntie Emma sing it hey!
         A
Sing it hey!

[Chorus]
          A
Just say yes, just say yes, just say yes, just say yes

Just say yes, just say yes, just say yes, just say yes

Just say yes
          D  G     A
Just say yes    Uoh