Am         Am         Am        Am
I was done in on the weekend
Am         Am        Am         Am
The weekend lasted twenty years
Am          Am        Am       Am
The world's best bulimic bartend
Am      Am         Am        Am
Tender, violent and queer

[Verse 2]
Am           Am      Am         Am
Forgive me father, I have sinned
Am               Am    Am       Am
I've drained my body full of pins
 Am             Am        Am          Am
I've danced 'til dawn with splintered shins
 Am     Am     Am       Am
Full of pins, full of pins

[Chorus]
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
C   Am  C  Am  C  Am  C Am

[Verse 3]
Am                  Am
They laugh at me when I run
Am            Am
I waste away for fun
 Am           Am
I am my father's son
  Am                  Am
His shadow weighs a tonne

[Chorus]
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
C Am C  Am C  Am C Am

[Verse 3]
   Am                   Am
They laugh at me when I run
  Am           Am
I waste away for fun
  Am            Am
I am my father's son
   Am          Am
His shadow weighs a tonne

[Chorus]
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am Am  C C  Am Am C C Am Am C C Am Am C C

[Verse 2]
Am                 Am
Forgive me father, I have sinned
 Am                 Am
I've drained my body full of pins
 Am                 Am
I've danced till dawn with splintered shins
 Am               Am
Full of pins, full of pins

[Chorus]
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am
Goes and it goes and it goes
Am   C    C    C
Go go go go go go!
Am,  Am,  Am,  Am,
C           C
It's coming
C           C
It's coming
Am         Am
It's coming
Am         Am
It's coming
C          C
It's coming
C          C
It's coming
Am         Am
It's coming
Am         Am
It's coming
D#m

[Bridge]
C    E G       C     G  E     E   C  G E
I don't want to be your man, your man
C   E G        C     G  E      E  C G  E
I don't want to be your man, your man

[Verse 4]
   C                      G  E       C
I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin
C                        C G  E
I put homophobes in coffins
E                  C G  E
I'm like Fred Astaire
E                     E G
I dance like I don’t care
C                 E G    C
I'm like Ted DiBiase
C                         C  G    E
I win no matter what it costs me
E                C   G  E
I'm like Evel Knievel
                        G E    C
I break bones for my people
C                    E   G   C
I'm on my best behavior
C                       C  G   E
Like Jesus Christ our savior
  E                E  G    C
I'm like Reggie Kray