[Note: full song title is "Hostage Life Are Fucking Alive And Well or Paul Miller's Armada Featuring Eric Gaudet or Hostage Life Are Fucking (Un)Dead or Hostage Life Are Fucking (The) Dead"]

between these circles there's no shaking of hands
all my friends in bands can't stand my friends in bands
here we go again
what we're giving you is no different than it's ever been
nothing to sell nor a penny to buy me in
and for what you think about us...I'm so sorry
here's my apology, sincerely, honestly
hostage life are fucking alive and well by order of the postmaster general
I stand by my friends through all their mistakes
walk in their shoes before I drive my stake
yeah, sunshine, we're all hypocrites
you can't fucking pick and choose who the fuck you hate for it
my jealousy's going to be what does me in
I spit on the devil because I'd kill to be as warm as him