"She waved goodbye, the sleigh drove out of sight
Another year gone by, her work is done
When Papa gets home tonight, they're gonna catch that red-eye flight
Ho Ho Ho Momma Santa's gonna have some fun

First stop Cozumel to warm the bones
They're gonna lie out on the beach and soak up the sun
Stop in Vegas on the way back home - two tickets to Celine Dion
Ho Ho Ho Momma Santa's gonna have some fun

Don't get it wrong she loves her job - it's Christmas everyday
But everybody every now and then needs to get away

Back home she and Mister C will ring the new year in
A little R&R after a long year on the run
A few days without the elves will mean the whole place to themselves
Ho Ho Ho Momma Santa's gonna have some fun"