Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got this feelin' that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile off my face
Losing control and I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

chorus:
Well you started off with nothin'
And your proud that you're a self made man
And your family all come crawlin'
Slaps you on the back sayin' please

Trying to make sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you