Em
I was looking at you from the back of the room 
           C
but you didn't notice me and you picked up your house phone
                             Am                                             B
and I heard you tell some friend that you thought you were in love with me

and I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me



         Em                                                           C
and I didn't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone I had ever met before

and I thought you were a beauty
     Am
and I wanted to be your friend and I wanted to hold your hand
       B
but I didn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed


Chorus:

        Em                   C       Am                  B
because I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
        Em                    C       Am                  B
you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman


Em - Am - C - B (with hammer-ons and pull-off)


Verse:

                 Em
and then you told me we had some chemistry and I ran away 
                          C
and I scared the shit out of two little rich kids who called me a freak and went 
looking for their dads
                 Am
and I panicked like a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning
          B
I thought I would never make it home again or even make it through the season
          Em
and then I rushed to seven sisters and I met the magic rabbit there and he 
       C
called me by my sweet name
                                    Am
and he took me in his magic cape and he told me the mission that god had planned for me
                  B
he said take a plane to brazil and buy some good rocks there baby