I'd rather be home doing nothing
But my friends have house shows every night
My girl has four cats and a Sonos speaker system
So why am I headed to the West side?

Guess I'm jaded
Awkward and a little too anxious
This place has got me feeling frustrated
'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm fucked
Guess I'm jaded
Now I don't even wanna be faded
This place has got me feeling frustrated
'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm stuck

Took sixty minutes to go six miles
Now I'm fifteen late on the 105
That's 222, too many numbers

Guess I'm jaded
Awkward and a little too anxious
This place has got me feeling frustrated
'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm fucked

Guess I'm jaded
Awkward and a little too anxious
This place has got me feeling frustrated
'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm fucked
Guess I'm jaded
Now I don't even wanna be faded
This place has got me feeling frustrated
'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm stuck

'Cause everybody here looks amazing
Guess I'm fucked