Intro: Am  G/B   C  D  then end the intro hitting    C  G G

G
He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down

When he ordered up his third one he looked around
C                                                     G
Then he looked at me an said I do believe I'll have one more
              Am     G/B              C
He said I hate this bar and I hate to drink 
       Am             G/B          C  D            G
But on second thought tonight I think    I hate everything



G
Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down

And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
C                                                         G
And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his hand
           Am          G/B                C
He said I probably oughta throw this one away 
      Am                G/B         C   D             G
Cause she's the reason I feel this way     I hate everything



Chorus
C
Well I hate my job and I hate my life
          G                   D/F# Em                                
And if it weren't for my two kids I'd hate my ex-wife
C
I know I should move on and try to start again
      G                D/F#   Em                              
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him
      Am                      G/B              C     D
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring 
                  G
said I hate everything




G
He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail

Is really not a home its more like a jail
           C                                                     G
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view man its just great
    Am           G/B             C
I hate summer, winter fall and spring 
Am              G/B             C  D            G
Red and yellow purple blue and green I hate everything



Chorus

Solo 
(like the Chorus)


G
So I pulled out my phone and I called my house

Said babe I'm coming home we're gonna work this out
                    C                                C
I paid for his drinks, and I told him thanks
                   G
Thanks for everything