A
Shut your face
                 E
High school jerks
         A                     E
We're about to show you how this works
         A
Are we cool?
         E
Laser beams
         A                     E
We're about to awesome all your dreams


[Pre-Chorus]
                                      Gm
And you'll say, "What are you, some kind of computer?"
       D                 E
And we'll say, "A cyborg pimp from the future"
                         Gm
And I'm going def for sheezy
      D            E
I'm feeling a bit uneasy


[Chorus]
 A         E            D      E
Let's get this straight
         A           E        D      E
Oh yeah, we are the champions
         A            E   D
We'll be battle dancing unicorns
        A               E   D
Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns
 A         E            D    E
It's not too late
          A             E         D
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
             A            E     D
While we're battle dancing unicorns

With glitter

A   E
A   E


[Verse 2]
            A
Twelve-o-clock?
        E
Party rock
            A                          E
We're hip-hoppin' and we can't quite stop
           A
Aggro hair
             E
Grizzly Bear
            A                     E
Bet you've never met a thousand-aire


[Pre-Chorus]
                                Gm
Then you'll say, "Whatever, I think you're moronic"
        D                         E
And we'll say, "Not really, we're only bionic"

And you're still in high school
      Gm
But have to acknowledge
      D                    E
That we are professors at Robot Spy College


[Chorus]
 A          E            D   E
Let's get this straight
          A           E        D
Oh yeah, we are the champions
          A            E   D
We'll be battle dancing unicorns

Oh yes
A              E      D
Battle dancing unicorns
A         E       D   E
It's not too late
           A             E          D
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
            A               E  D
While we're battle dancing unicorns

With glitter

A   E
A   E
A   E
A   E


[Bridge]
              Gm
To be what I just can't
                          E
Impale myself upon the horns
                        Gm
I'm fighting just to be relevant
                                A
I'll battle dance some unicorns


[Outro]
    A              E      D
I'm battle dancing unicorns
    A              E      D
I'm battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah
    A              E      D
I'm battle dancing unicorns
    A              E      D
I'm battle dancing unicorns
       A      E      D   E
With glitter
       A      E      D   E
With glitter
       A      E      D   E
With glitter
         A            E    D                 A
We'll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter