Everyone has dreams, it seems From prime minister right down to plumber Comes the morning and the light Well, who's to say whose dreams are dumber? I may be a fool But at least, I'm a man And last night, I'm crazy I came up with this plan Well, my dreams are sad It's a problem that's eternal I took a little ad, and I put it in the journal Opportunities for the girls who live in dreams And when the girls come by for their auditions I'm gonna say: Girls Well, this'll be your mission You're to be the tops in all my schemes Here's a little job that you can sleep on And you won't be fired Clothes were made to wear And keep on up until we're tired And honey, you've been hired For dancing in the nude In the bushes and flowers Just like straight from the showers Drying off it in the light Let's go dancing in the nude For a couple of hours Till the heavenly powers Let us dance nude all night Dancing in the nude In the bushes and flowers Just like straight from the showers Drying off it in the light Let's go dancing in the nude For a couple of hours Till the heavenly powers Let us dance nude all night