Everyone has dreams, it seems
From prime minister right down to plumber
Comes the morning and the light
Well, who's to say whose dreams are dumber?
I may be a fool
But at least, I'm a man
And last night, I'm crazy
I came up with this plan

Well, my dreams are sad
It's a problem that's eternal
I took a little ad, and I put it in the journal
Opportunities for the girls who live in dreams

And when the girls come by for their auditions
I'm gonna say: Girls
Well, this'll be your mission
You're to be the tops in all my schemes

Here's a little job that you can sleep on
And you won't be fired
Clothes were made to wear
And keep on up until we're tired
And honey, you've been hired

For dancing in the nude
In the bushes and flowers
Just like straight from the showers
Drying off it in the light
Let's go dancing in the nude
For a couple of hours
Till the heavenly powers
Let us dance nude all night

Dancing in the nude
In the bushes and flowers
Just like straight from the showers
Drying off it in the light
Let's go dancing in the nude
For a couple of hours
Till the heavenly powers
Let us dance nude all night