A        G       D        F
I get up at around four o'clock
A         G         D         F
Put on my pants and go take a walk
A      G     D         F        A
I am exactly the way I wanna be
G     D    F N.C.
(Yeah)

  A            G       D      F
I watch what I eat whenever I can
  A          G          D      F
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan
A        G        D             F      A  G  D  F
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be


[Chorus]
N.C.                     A             G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F        D         A             G
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F        D         A    F  D        G         A    F
I'm a professional freak,  I'm a professional freak
D        G
I'm a professional


[Verse 2]
A        G         D           F
Now and again I'll pick up the phone
      A          G       D     F
Play electric guitar and party alone
A        G         D                       F
Everyone says that something is wrong with me

(Whatever)

A         G          D           F
I'm a big mouth when I'm getting drunk
   A                G      D            F
If I'm freaking you out, I don't give a fuck
        A      G     D   F     A     G  D  F
Because I am exactly the way I wanna be


[Chorus]
N.C.                     A             G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F        D         A             G
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F           D
Yeah, yeah, yeah


[Post-Chorus]
C            D
Run me outta town
       G               F
I'm so lonely, I don't mind
         C                  Ab   E   Ab   N.C.
Turning 'round the hands of time


[Bridge]
A                 D                    A
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
A                 D                    A
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
A                 D                    A
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
A                 D                    A
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
  A                    D
I watch what I eat whenever I can

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
  A                     D
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
A                 D                    A
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be


[Chorus]

N.C.                     A             G
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F        D         A             G
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
F     D
Yeah, yeah
F           D
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A        D         A     D
I'm a professional freak

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
A        D         A     D
I'm a professional freak

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
A        D         A     D
I'm a professional freak

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
A        D         A     D
I'm a professional freak

(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
A        G        D             F        A
Everyone says I'm right where I ought to be


[Outro]
 G        D             F      A
(Says I'm right where I oughta be)
 A        G        D             F        A
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
 A        G        D             F        A
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
 A        G        D             F
(Everyone says I'm right where I ought-)