By: Jeff Malkowski

Chords
e|--------------------|
B|--------------------| 
G|---------------5--6-|
D|-3--4---5--6---5--6-|
A|-3--4---5--6---3--4-|
E|-1--2---3--4--------|
   F  F#  G  G#  C  C#  
[Verse 1]
   F                                 G
Well I met a girl but she doesn't work here
                            C     
and she was the one I could keep
  F                                G
the last thing I saw was a sticker NO FEAR
                                        C
through the smoke from the tires of her jeep
  F                           G
I'm lucky that the turnover's high 
                          C    G  C  G            
cause things are never boring
F                         G
cause everyone is humping everyone
           C      G  C  G
at my restaurant

[Verse 2]
F                                 G
Everyone here wants me to date the waitress 
                               C
who just moved here from Vermont
F                                       G
and now that I did... everyone who works here
                                C
is doin' someone from the restaurant
F                            G
now everyone i'm talkin' about 
                   C      G  C  G
knows everything I do or say
F                 G
cause everyone is humping
                    C     G  C  G
everyone at my restaurant

[Bridge]
A    G                    F
saturday! and she's gotta work
                  G                      A
only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge
                G                      F

drinkin' after hours

[Solo]   
Chords:    C           G             C           G     F#
Lead:   e|-------------------------|-------------------------|
        B|-13-15-17-13-------------|-13-15-17-13-------------|
        G|-------------14-12-14-12-|-------------15-13-15-13-|
        D|-------------------------|-------------------------|
        A|-------------------------|-------------------------|
        E|-------------------------|-------------------------|
                  (3x)                      (1x)
[Verse 1(half step up)]
 F#                                G#
Well I met a girl but she doesn't work here
                            C#     
and she was the one I could keep
  F#                               G#
the last thing I saw was a sticker NO FEAR
                                        C#
through the smoke from the tires of her jeep
  F#                          G#
I'm lucky that the turnover's high 
                          C#   G#  C#  G#            
cause things are never boring
F#                        G#
cause everyone is humping everyone
           C#     G#  C#  G#
at my restaurant (4x)