This is the tale
Such a terrible tale
Of Captain Love Affair
He never sits down
Keeps his feet on the ground
When love is in the air

Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?
Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?

He whispers a name
But it's never the same
My children best beware
And now that he's gone
It's only right
That we should care

Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?
Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?

Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?
Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?

He's so young
And he's not scared
Tear by tear he'll show he cares
He'll kiss you quick
And disappear
His Captain Love just Captain Scared?

And isn't it strange
That he never complained
Of charm and chased away?
But now that he's gone
It's only right
That we should stay

Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?
Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?

Where's Romeo? Romeo
Where's our Good Boy Wonder?
Where's Romeo?