| G D | C D G |
               G                 D                 G
It's better to lose on love than love a loser like me

[Verse 1]
                     C                                
Deliver pizzas in my mom's car, I moonlight DJ at the 
G
booby bar
              D                           G
I play a mean air guitar, Pantera karaoke superstar
                           C                        
I met my girlfriend on the internet, she's a model, 
         G
drives a red Corvette
                      D                            
I haven't seen her in person yet, but she sends me 
      G
dirty picture texts

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G           
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things 
   D/F#     Em
in life are free
                 C                         G           
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love
      D                 G
 than love a loser like me

[Instrumental]
| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

[Verse 2]
                             C                   
She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese, we're 
                     G
needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese
                      D                              
Fifty tokens for some Skee ball, please, I'm raining 
                G
tickets on them double D's
                     C                            
A little pizza and a moonlight swim, we're skinny 
             G
dippin' on a lovers whim
                                 D                     
I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten, I can't believe I
        G
 get to meet the twins

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G           
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things 
   D/F#     Em
in life are free
                 C                         G           
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love
      D                 G
 than love a loser like me
                             D                      
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than love a loser 
     G
like me

[Instrumental]
| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

                            C                      
It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell, I took her 
            G
straight to   the motel
                       D
And put my mullet in a ponytail ...

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G           
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things 
   D/F#     Em
in life are free
                 C                         G           
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love
      D                 G
 than love a loser like me
                                       D
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than love a loser 
like ...

[Coda]
                           G
She loves a loser like me ...