A    Am   Bb   B    C    C7  C/E Cmaj9  Dm   F    G   G/B  G/E 
e]---x----0----x----x----0----0----0----0----1----x----x----3----x---|
B]---2----1----3----4----1----1----1----1----3----1----3----3----3---|
G]---2----2----3----4----0----3----0----0----2----2----4----0----4---|
D]---2----2----3----4----2----2----2----0----0----3----5----0----5---|
A]---0----0----1----2----3----3----3----2---------3----5----2----5---|
E]---------------------------------0--------------1----3----x----0---|



 NARRATION:
  " Now here give pause, for as you know I've seen the wonders down below
    The pants of under on the floor, you know I've seen that all before
    Get in your pants, I need not try, for pants as these will surely fly
    Right off your waist, into a ball, when all can hear the wailing wall
    The shaking bed, the aching head, a good time will be had by all...   "



 INTRO:
G - G - G - G/E - G - G/E (x4)



 VERSE 1:
A               Dm             G          C
  Early in the morning you can   see the signs
 Cmaj9 A                 Dm            G          C
  You catch me creeping over, come to get what's mine
  Cmaj9  A           Dm            G  G/B C
  It'll only take a minute if you got the time



 CHORUS 1:
          Cmaj9  F                G       C      C7
 'Cause I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       C       C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       Am    G
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey
           F                G       C
  I don't like it when you make me wait



 VERSE 2:
        A           Dm               G         C
  Now, I'm not the kind who likes to   sneak around
 Cmaj9 A              Dm              G         C
  But baby, if your sleeping, I won't   make a sound
Cmaj9  A             Dm            G   G/B  C
  It doesn't really matter if you turn me down



 CHORUS 2:
          Cmaj9  F                G       C       C7
 'Cause I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       C       C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       Am    C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey
           F                G       C
  I don't like it when you make me wait



 BRIDGE:
       C         Bb                   F
  So clear your mind with liquor and wine
             C
  Pass me a lighter
    C    B    Bb                  F
  Bring new ground, and stumble around
             Am     G       F
  Trying to make it to the door
         G    Am      G         F
  Maybe I'll have to wait some more
         G   Am           G          F
  No-one to blame if the world goes sore
          C/E       G
  When it all goes down

    G
e]----------------------------------------|
B]----------------------------------------|
G]----------------------------------------|
D]-----------------------------------2-3--|
A]-----------------2----2--3-5-3--5-------|
E]--0--1-3-1--3--5---5--------------------|



 VERSE 3:
           A                  Dm          G            C
  Well at times it's hard to tell if I am   still the one
       Cmaj9 A               Dm             G           C
  Where the magic words are dancing on the tip of your tongue
      Cmaj9 A           Dm             G    G/B  C
  And I'll never say I love you if it makes you mothered



 CHORUS 3:
    Cmaj9  F                G       C       C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       C     C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey
           F                G       Am    G
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey
           F                G       C     C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey



 CHORUS 4:
           F                G       C       C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait
           F                G       C     C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait, hey
           F                G       Am    G
  I don't like it when you make me wait, yeah
           F                G       C       C7
  I don't like it when you make me wait



 OUTRO [Chorus chords]:
F - G - C - C7 (x2)
F - G - Am - G
F - G - C - G - C