You can run way faster than me
Score a hat trick in your sleep
You can make the whole class laugh
By making fun of my teeth
You can buy the designer brands
You can always understand
Everything the teacher says
You can be a better man

But there is one thing you can't do
You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2

You can hit a ball out of the park
You can play the electric guitar
Talk to a pretty girl
Without completely falling apart
You can make friends easily
You can stay out later than me
And ever since that awful day
We both know you can make me bleed

But there is one thing you can't do
You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2

When you walked into the arcade
My whole body began to shake
It felt just like in all my dreams
You walked up right next to me
Oh my God, I could hardly breathe
I kept my eyes on the screen
Then you put a quarter in the machine
(Fight!)

And I showed you
There's one thing you can't do
You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2
You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2

No matter who the fuck you choose
I will motherfuckin' finish you
No matter who the fuck you choose
I will motherfuckin' finish you
(Fatality)