A     577655
C#m   x46654
Bm    x24432
E     022100
E7    020100
D     xx0232
D7    xx0212
F#    244322
F#7   242322
G     355433
Gm    355333
F#m   x-9-11-11-10-9
Em    x79987
Dm    x57765


[Intro]
A   C#m

[Verse 1]
A      C#m                         A     C#m
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
A      C#m                         A     C#m
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
Bm                  E
How old's he again, 24?
E7
Is he still your yoga instructor?

[Verse 2]
A        C#m              A       C#m
Karen, I don't have a bed anymore
A            C#m                   A     C#m
I sleep on a futon on the hardwood floor
Bm                          E
Can you blame me? I'm quite poor
E7                                 A
Why'd you have to be such a whore?

[Chorus]
D          D7        F#    F#7
And I will write you songs
G
Until my lungs fall out
          Gm
Until you hear me out
D            D7      F#
She took the fucking kids
G
Please hear me now
      Gm
All I want's for you to listen

[Verse 3]
A        C#m                   A     C#m
Karen, I keep your hair in the drain
A              C#m               A       C#m
A little piece of you that still remains
Bm                 E   E7  A
Sometimes I stroke it

[Chorus]
D             D7        F#    F#7
My pain burns hot as my torch
G
Placed outside your door
           Gm
Now you'll see why you're a-- nope, already done that one
D           D7     F#   F#7
I'll die in ritual fire
G
Tear my world apart
         Gm
Like you did to my heart

[Verse 4]
A      C#m                A             C#m
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
A            C#m           A         C#m
Was my arson not enough to convince, you?
Bm                  Dm
Give me back my son
                             F#m  Em Dm
So I can stop sending you my porn
                F#m  Em Dm
So open up your door

[Verse 5]
Dm
Karen, I've been thinking
Bm                          Dm
Karen, I know I've been bad

Probably shouldn't have killed your dad

[Outro]
E                 E7          A        C#m
But, is it really grounds for divorce?
       A C#m
(Karen)

Bm
No

Dm A
No