D                                 Bm
I'll stare, I will stare at anyone I'm rude like that
D                                Bm
I'll share, I will share with nobody I'm mean like that
F#m                          A                 D
What's yours is mine, what's mine I'll keep for me
F#m           A                       D
Disbelief in everything thing that's real

[Verse 2]
D                                               Bm      D
I'm scared, you'll still be hanging on when I'm on, the up
D                                         Bm     
I'm there, I am there for you I think I made that one up
            F#m               A              D
For when I'm slow your half-way decent company
 F#m             A               D        
Of the altain I'll take to my heels

[Bridge]
G                               D
And you should have heeded the warnings from your do-gooding friends
G                              D
And you should have welcomed the spite from my most-recent ex
F#m                          A               D
For it's not so long since she was in your shoes
F#m                                   A           D
She helped me change the sheets, the day you moved, the day that you moved

[Secondary Bridge]
G                              D      
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba    with your do-gooding friends
G                             D
(trumpet sounds)           Here's a picture of my most recent ex
F#m                          A               D
For it's not so long since she was in your shoes
F#m                                   A           D
She helped me change the sheets, the day you moved

[Verse 3]
Bm                                     D
I'll change, I will change my attitude as quick as a flash
Bm                                                D
I'll change, I'll exchange my worldly goods for tiny things that you have
Bm                                            F#m                  D
I'll exchange my version of the truth for one quite lie on your behalf
D         Bm             G                   D
All this, all of this in writing once you've taken me back