G

[Verse]
C
Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
                            C7
A lot of things to make you cry my dear

[Chorus]
          F
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
              C
Oh, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
          Am
Ain't you glad
D         G             C
Glad that things don't talk

[Verse]
C
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
                            C7
When you say you've been visiting a friend

[Chorus]
          F
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
                     C
He-he-hey, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
              Am
But ain't you glad (Glad)
D         G           C
Glad that shoes don't talk

[Verse]
C
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob
                          C7
When he's away out on his job
F
If cars could tell who's been inside
    G
And who's been taking you out for a ride

[Chorus]
          C
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
              F
Oh, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
              C  Am
But ain't you glad (Glad)
D         G           C
Glad that cars don't talk

[Bridge]
     F
In a world of trouble I'd be
   C                   C7
If things ever told on me
   G
My whole life would be through
           C
'Cause I'm guilty, how about you?
    C
If things ever talk that way
         F                       D
Ain't no telling what they might say

[Chorus]
          C               G
Ain't you glad, Ain't you glad

              C               F
Oh, ain't you glad, Ain't you glad
C
Glad
          Am
Ain't you glad (Glad)
           F           C
Glad that things don't talk