D5    F5    D5              F5    D5
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7---|
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7---|
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5---8----5---|
E|----------------------------------------|


    D5    F5    D5              G5    D5
E|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5--10---(5)-|
E|---------------------------------------|


Verse rhythm (variate a lot, I think Frusciante used a whammy bar for live
concerts on this song):

     D5                                 F5
E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10---|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10---|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8---8---|
E|-----------------------------------------------|
     

     D5                                  G5
E|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12---|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12---|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10--10---|
E|------------------------------------------------|


     D5                                 F5
E|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10---|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10---|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8--8---|
E|----------------------------------------------|


     D5                                  G5
E|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b----|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b----|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10b----|
E|----------------------------------------------|

Chorus (strike each chord once):
 
C5
Bust my britches

E5
Bless my soul

D5
I'm a freak of nature 

        C5
Walking totem pole

E5             G5
Look and see I think you'll agree

A5
Nobody Weird Like Me 


After a while, he starts playing this little riff about 4 times:

    F5    C5    
E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--------5-x-x-3--5|
D|--3--x--5-x-x-3--5|
A|--3--x--3-x-x-1--3|
E|--1--x------------|



The pattern is played again but up 2 whole steps near the end before 
the big jam:

    A5  D5    C5  D5
E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------7\----5---7-|
D|--7---7\----5---7-|
A|--7---5\----3---5-|
E|--5---------------|


Outro
One guitar strikes the D5 chord every now and then while another plays a solo
in Dm over top. Make a lot of noise :)
Try this progression:

      D5             D#5         F#5         G5
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--12-12|
D|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--10-10|
A|----5-----5--5--5/6----6--6--6/9---9--9--9/10--10-10|
E|----------------------------------------------------|