Verso:
               G
Waking up your neighbors downstairs,
Em7
I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years.
           Cadd9
And as you tie me to the bed for good I say
       G
that I want you in the most unromantic way.
    Cadd9                   Em
Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face.
             Cadd9
Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing.
               G                   E7sus4
A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.

Refrão:
             E            C
So baby stay away from my friends,
         Am7          E7sus4
'cause I need them to carry me.
          E               C
When it's over I'll count back from ten,
            Am7  E7sus4              C
and you can list-en to glass hearts shattering.

Verso:
        G
I don't know how you got into me,
             Em7
down my throat and made a home in my veins.
                    Cadd9
They used to be the rivers that would take us away,
                 G
but now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday.
                Cadd9                      A
I still can't believe how you look next to me,
            Cadd9              A
just like a strip club bedroom scene.

Refrão:
          E            C
Baby stay away from my friends,
         Am7          E7sus4
'cause I need them to carry me.
          E               C
When it's over I'll count back from ten,
            Am7   E7sus4
and you can list-en to something that you've never heard before.

Interlúdio: Em  C  Em  C

Verso:
                             G
But you don't know what it's like
                                Cadd9
to wake up in the middle of the night,

scaring the thought of kissing razors.
     G
This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in.
Cadd9
Stay away.

Outro:
G        Cadd9                  G
        Just stay away from my friends.