F
If you’ve got a caper
         G
Then you know who to call
C
It’s The Sneak!
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who’s that dapper swindler
       G
Out of Tammany Hall?
C7
(Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do)
         F
It’s The Sneak!

     F
That charming little whatzit
          G
Who’s The Strong Man’s greatest pal?
C
It’s The Sneak!
F
It’s The Sneak!
    F
Who did the Hully Gully
       G
On the Panama Canal?
C7
(Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo)
         F
It’s The Sneak!

[Solo]
F G C F x2

[Verse 2]
F
Who’s that jaunty jackanapes
     G
With moxie and pizzazz?
C
It’s The Sneak! (Yes, sir!)
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who’s been drinking bootleg hooch
    G
And listening to the jazz?
C7
(Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do)
        F
It’s The Sneak!

[Bridge]
    Dm               C#m              Cm       B
Who captures all the flapper girls’ affections?
    Cm
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?
     Cm
He’s dastardly!
           C#m
He loves catastrophe!
                Dm
His schemes are masterly!
             D#m
Takes tea at half past three!
     C
That sneaky sneaker’s sneakin’ all over town!

[Verse 3]
    F
Who dropped The Homestar Runner
         G
From his flying machine? (Humdinger!)
C
Is it The Sneak? (28 skiddoo!)
F
It’s The Sneak!
    F
Who put a Bengal tiger
       G
In The Kaiser’s latrine? (Ach du Lieber!)
C
It’s The Sneak! (What’s the rumpus?)
    C7
You know it’s The Sneak! (Take it home!)
    C7
The Sneakity Sneak all day long!

F