C C7 F G G7 C

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     C                    C7             F
They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France
    G                              G7                C
And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance
            C                   C7                 F
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay
    G7                    G
But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin'
    G7                           G
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'
G7                                  G           G             C
One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way

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    C                C7                 F
I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
    G                              G7                   C
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
          C            C7          F
While the tv's showin' Newlyweds a real fun game to play
    G7                 G
But here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin'
    G7                            G
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
G7                     G                       G             C
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way

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          G                                    C
Now what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone
G                                      C                          C7
Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home
                      F
You're callin' from a bar get away from there
                                      C
No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell
                     G                  G7              G7
Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be

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    C                 C7            F
The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib
     G                                        G7             C
And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live
        C                    C7                 F
And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
G7                  G
Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin'
     G7                      G
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'
G7                           G                    C
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the way
Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again