C   Dm F         G       Am
Diablo raises an eyebrow
     Dm    G            C
Strawberry milkshake in hand
  Dm     F          G       Am
I try my best to distract myself
       Dm              G         C
But he really wants to be in the band
       Dm       F             G    Am
Can he play the drums, or the clarinet?
         Dm  G                C
Electric xylophone? Or better yet
      Dm   F         G         Am
The euphonium or the clockwork flute?
          Dm       G          C
He's just standing there in a business suit


[Chorus]
Bb             E7        Am     D7
Angels on the left side, demons on the right
F            C     Am           C
Never in the dark, never in the light
Bb            E7      Am         D7
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
F             C     Am            C
This is all I have, this is all I need
F Fm     Am         C        F
Original synergized molecules
  Fm       Am         C          F
Revolving electrified power tools
    Fm         Am       C            Bb A Bb B C
The end of the world on April Fool's Day


[Verse 2]
Dm            F          G       Am
What have you done to my necktie?
Dm             G       C
You've tied it up in a knot
Dm          F       G            Am
This is the final mistake you'll make
                 Dm      G                 C
You think you're misunderstood, but you're not
      Dm     F            G             Am
Got a show tonight, but tomorrow you're out
        Dm      G           C
Someone call me up a talent scout
       Dm        F            G    Am
Better yet, just usher that Diablo back
           Dm      G               C
Give him a guitar, paint it with a Union Jack


[Chorus]
Bb            E7         Am     D7
Lemons on the left side, demons on the right
F            C     Am           C
Never in the dark, never in the light
Bb            E7      Am         D7
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
F             C     Am            C    F
This is all I have, this is all I need
Fm          Am           C          F
Life in the chair at the hair salon
Fm         Am         C         F
Taking the time to reflect upon
     Fm              Am       C          Bb
Some things that are too difficult to convey
F      Fm     Am         C         F
Ooh, original synergized molecules
  Fm       Am         C           F
Revolving electrified power tools
    Fm         Am       C            Bb
The end of the world on April Fool's Day


[Outro]
C Dm       F        G       Am
  Na na na na na na na na na
Dm       G        C      Dm
Na na na na na na na na na
F        G        C        Am Dm G
Na na na na na na na na na na na na