Em7              F    C
You are red and blue and green,
       Dm     Am          Bb     F
living like a living computer glitch.
          Em7          F    C
You could change to anything.
        Dm    Am             Bb      F
All you gotta do is just hit the switch.
        Em7                F   C
You are muscle, flesh, and bone,
       Dm     Am          Bb  F
Living in the land of automobiles.
       Em7            F    C
If you ever lose your shoes,
        Dm    Am                Bb  F
All you gotta do is just click your heels. 

[Instrumental]
Am G B C F Am G

[Chorus]
B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       G      B C
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
C  F   C    Dm7  Am   Bb  F
Do you know that when you blink
     Em  F     C     Dm7 Am  Bb F  Am G B C F Am G
each eye winks slightly  out of sync?

B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       G
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Am       Dm                  Em
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
     F                   G
Everybody’s built like a quilt.

[Verse]
         Em7             F    C
Have you heard the awful truth?
      Dm   Am           Bb  F
Cursed asymmetricals go to hell.
       Em7            F     C
If you trip and lose a tooth,
          Dm        Am             Bb F
You gotta knock the other side out as well.
           Em7                 F  C
Gouge both eyes out and you’ll see
      Dm      Am               Bb F
Empty sockets everywhere: self abyss.
          Em7          F  C
Fill them up with mercury
        Dm    Am              Bb F
So that I can see myself when we kiss.

[Instrumental]
Am G B C F Am G

[Chorus/bridge]

B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       G
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Am       Dm                  Em
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
     F                   G
Everybody’s built like a quilt.
             Dm                 Em
Trees in the forest fall to the side.
     F                       G
Everybody’s got something to hide,
                     Dm
except for me and my suitcase
        Em
full of imperfections.
F                G
If the court has no objections…

[Instrumental]
F Am G B C (x3)
F Am G

[Chorus]
B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       G
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
B C     F      Am         G
I am lopsided, and so are you.
B C           F      Am     G   B C
Nothing worth loving isn’t askew.