Fm           Ab
What are you waiting for?
 Cm              Eb
Enough of this redundancy.
Fm            Ab            Cm
Why don't you go back to my show?
           Eb
No need to torture me.
Fm           Ab
It's just commercials.
         Cm            Eb
Damn commercials on my plasma screen.
Fm          Ab                Cm
It's such a pain, so I complain
               Eb
while drinking my caffeine.

[Bridge 1]
F       Eb   F          Eb
My Nike shoes are on my feet.
F         Ab     Bb       Cm Db Cm    Bb Cm
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat.

[Chorus]
Cm    Eb           F7       Cm
Don't know what my brain is for.
     Eb          F7       Cm
I used to, but I don't no more.
   Eb     F7         Cm
I am a consumer whore.
   Eb     F7
I am a consumer whore.

[Bridge 2]
(pedal C)
Cm   Fsus4  F    Fsus4 Cm
What do you want from  me?
     Fsus4 F    Fsus4 Cm
What do I want from you?
    Fsus4 F    Fsus4 Cm
Somebody talk to me.
     Fsus4  F    Fsus4 Cm
Tell me you feel it too.
     Fsus4       F            Fsus4 Cm   Fsus4      F
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet,
Fsus4 Cm         Fsus4       F       Fsus4 Cm         Fsus4
extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the 
    F        Fsus4
smirking rottweilers.