G                             
Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net
                                          
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
               C                        
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
                                                      
Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home
              G                        
So she drove around, she found his car
                                   
They heard the boom from in the bar
              C                          
He called the cops, she called his bluff
                                               
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

        
[Chorus]
G                                         
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                         G                        
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
         D                C                            
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
       G               D                G  
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

         
[Verse 2]
            G                         
He told his friends she was depressed
                                  
Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
                    C                              
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
                              N.C.                
He don't know why they always seem to pick him

        
[Chorus]
G                                         
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                         G                        
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
         D                C                            
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
       G               D             G  
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

        
[Bridge]
            D                        
Some take a pistol, some take an axe
                                                               
And boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
                G                            
It might be the teacher just down the street
                                                                
The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
              C                        
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em
                               
So be careful how you treat 'em
                         N.C.  
She might look just like me

        
[Chorus]
G                                         
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                       G                        
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end
        D                           C
Oh yea, God forgive us, even though some were born like this
           G               D
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
G               D             G
Crazy women are made by crazy men