G
It was long ago 
       D
seems like a dream 
          Em
the day I sucked the air 
       C
from a bottle of whipped cream 
       G
and I got real high 
            D              Em
and things got real slow 

and I started talking like this 
 C
whats going on? I don't know
            G           D
and then I sold my car 
For a greatful dead ticket
      Em 
and my dad yelled at me     
                   C
and he grounded me
                                                     G
and he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life 
                   D
and ill never forget it 
         Em
but the very next day 
                              C
I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevete
               G         D      
so don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs 
        Em                                     C
cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs 
     G                         D
and don't tell me to not get high 
            Em                                            C
cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time 


[CHORUS] 
G                        D
man don't tell me about love and peace 
     Em                      C                    G
when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me 
                  D
dont tell me to "Just say no" 
      Em                  C
am an addict, I say no to let me go 
G                    D
whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll? 
Em               C                   G
now we just have aids, crack and techno 

G G C C

G
so they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope
       Em
and i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven 
C
like that little fucker who shot the pope and said 
G
I have the right to remain silent 
D
but they couldn't explain 
     Em
how i didn't exist no I wasnt violent 
      C
cause all i ever wanted is the right to remain 
              G                                D
and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me 

why? 
                      Em
and I said I don't think I should be shot for selling pot
       C
this is my little way of saying... 
      G                                  D
high, and now my record is all fucked up 

and im not allowed to vote 
   Em
and two times a week they make me piss in a cup
    C
but what i wanna do is piss down their throats 

[chorus]
G                        D
man don't tell me about love and peace 
     Em                      C                    G
when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me 
                  D
dont tell me to just say no 
      Em                  C
im an addict, I say no to let me go 
G                    D
whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll? 
Em               C                   G
now we just have aids, crack and techno.