Ab                          Db
The college party ends finally

Ab                        Bbm    Db
To working placements and holidays

Ab                       Db
A stolen kiss in the lavatory

Ab                          Bbm             Db
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”

Ab                  Cm
She’s fat loose and fancies me

Cm        Gb                       Db
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three

    Ab                      Cm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins

    Gb                                       Db
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him

Ab     Bbm         Db      Bbm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever

Ab             Bbm
To their love anthem

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She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.


Ab                          Db
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,

Ab                       Bbm        Db
You’re not the man that you used to be.”

Ab                         Db        Ab                       Bbm    Db
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three

Ab             Cm            Gb           Db
And married in love, like a stallion in stud

Db                              Cm
And now I weave this network of fibs

    Gb                                   Db
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”

         Ab     Bbm
And it’s now or never

       Db             Bbm
As he waves his white feather

Ab                  Bbm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love

Db
With the man he was back then

         Cm
Would it ever be enough

           Gb
Shit she’s already on the bus

         Ab     Bbm
And it’s now or never

Db                          Bbm
She has a picture of them together

                     Ab       Bbm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”

Db
She has a locker room story

             Cm                     Ab      Bbm
But the boys are getting older every day

       Db           Bbm          Ab    Bbm   Db   Cm  Bbm   Ab
The boys are getting older every day….