A7   G7    A7    G7

[Verse 1]
A7                        G7
Sindy's spending too much money on clothes
A7                       G7
Ken is going back to Gay Bob
    A7                    G7
The Teddy bears swear the neighbourhood's gone
          A7               G7
Since the moving in of Golliwog
Bm7                  A7
Rag doll gets beaten up by the Action Man
    Bm7                    A7
The one with the real life hair
   A7                      G7
He walks and he talks in a commanding voice
    A7                    G7
But sexually he's not all there.


[Chorus]
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7/F           F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em


[Bridge]
   F#7
If toys are quarreling amongst themselves
     B7                        D7
What hope is there now for the world?


[Interlude]
A7   G7    A7    G7

[Verse 2]
    A7                     G7
The smell of smoke hanging thick over funland
       A7                           G7
As the older toys are pushed down a ramp
    A7                        G7
The microchip master race are melting them down
     A7                  G7
In a dolly concentration camp
   Bm7                      A7
The world's gone mad but in miniature
    Bm7                        A7
The kids can only do what they feel
A7                       G7
See them copy what their parents have done
             A7                      G7
'Til they're old enough to do it for real


[Chorus]
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7/F           F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em


[Bridge]
   F#7
If toys are quarreling amongst themselves
     B7                        D7
What hope is there now for the world?

[Solo]
A7   G7    A7    G7
A7   G7    A7    G7
                    Burn!
Bm7  A7    Bm7   A7
A7   G7    A7    G7


[Chorus]
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7             F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7             F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em (to fade)