Well i once knew a pirate named bob
B-o-b bob was a drunken old slob
B-o-b bob, 'bout as dumb as a rock
But bob
He made it to the top

He said: you swing from your tree
And i'll swing from mine
You have your lemons and i'll have my lime
Funny we all act like monkeys sometimes
So you swing from your tree and i'll swing from mine
I'll swing from mine

He said i'd rather make love than war
And i'd rather have millions than to ever be poor
But i'd rather be happy than to have anymore,
Guess i'm.... a lil tangled in the vine

Oh, you swing from your tree
And i'll swing from mine
You have your lemons and i'll have my lime
Funny we all act like monkeys sometimes
So you swing from your tree and i'll swing from mine
I'll swing from mine