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[Verse 1]
D                             Em            A
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honey – moon
D                                Em       A
 Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
G                    D
June wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroys
G                          D                            G
Soon they had Claire, then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
Em   A     D     D
June liked boys


[Verse 2]
D                             Em        A
Donald and June they put some money a - side
D                                    Em              A
 But all in four years they gave a - way three young brides
G                  D
June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
G                        D
When they were broke, he offered Claire a thousand to elope
Em     A      D      D
Claire said, 'Nope'


[Bridge]
   Bm          E             A          F#m
If things were different for Donald and June
     D               Bm           C#m7   A
Then things wouldn't be what they are
D              A
Where did they go right
    Bm           A    E            D      G   D  D
And how did they ever come, ... so far?


[Verse 3]
D                           Em7           A
Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
     D                              Em7           A
They planned a long trip and then a couple years’ rest
    G
But Claire had a spat
    D
And turned up with her suitcase and her cat
G
Marg moved next door,
D                                    Em7
Now she won't need day care anymore
        A7        D      D
And the twins had twins


[Bridge]
   Bm          E             A          F#m7
If things were different for Donald and June
     D               Bm7          C#m7   A
Then things wouldn't be what they are
D              A
Where did they go right
    Bm           A    E            D        D  D
And how did they ever come, ... so far?


[Outro]
D                             Em            A      D
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honey – moon