G D G A I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair G D G A Bm You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show G D A Bm And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know G D A Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy [Chorus 1] G D G D But I'm begging you down on my bended knees G D A Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes G D G D You can spend my money, you can waste my time G D A G D A Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes G D A Don't wear those shoes [Verse 2] G D G A It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night D A G A Bm I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my Oreos G D A Bm Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose G D A And you know that I'd do anything to please you [Chorus 2] G D G D But I'm begging you down on my bended knees G D A Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes G D G D You can spit in my face in you're so inclined G D A G D G D Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes G D A Oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those [Bridge] F C G D Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed F C G Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat F C G D You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head F C A I can learn to live with that [Chorus 3] G D G D But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees G D A Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes G D G D You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind G D A Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those [Instrumental] G D G D G D A x2 G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze G D A But baby, please don't wear those shoes G D G D You can make me an offer I can't refuse G D A But darling, please don't wear those shoes G D G D You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze G D A But honey, please don't wear those shoes G D G D You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news G D A But please, please don't wear those shoes [Outro] G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes G D G D G D A I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe