Verse           Chorus
E|-----------| -----------
E5   022xxx     A    57765x
A5   577xxx     F#m  24422x
F#5  244xxx     C#   46654x


[Intro]
E5  A5  F#5  A5  
E5  A5  F#5  A5  
E5  A5  F#5  A5  
E5  A5  F#5  A5  


[Verse 1]
E5       A5     F#5    A5  
Hark now hear a man is calling
E5      A5    F#5   A5  
Looking for a story line
E5  A5        F#5     A5  
Go along just for the effort
E5      A5        F#5   A5  
I went along just for a good time
E5            A5        F#5      A5  
   It doesn't look like it would kill you
E5          A5    F#5    A5  
   But it doesn't really thrill you
E5  A5           F#5    A5  
       It looked candid
E5  A5  F#5        A5  
            But he planned it


[Verse 2]
E5         A5       F#5         A5  
   I'm the shortest line to the upper crust
E5         A5   F#5   A5  
   I'm the only lying one to trust
E5         A5      F#5     A5  
What's the message for the wreckers
E5         A5      F#5     A5  
Please?
E5            A5        F#5     A5  
   It doesn't seem like it will make you 
E5        A5     F#5  A5  
That much closer to a breakthrough
E5  A5       F#5      A5  
       It is splendid
     E5   A5     F#5     A5  
It’s opportunity misrepresented


[Chorus 1]
A  A  A                F#m
      And you with the flashlight
A  A  A     F#m
      Under your chin
A  A  A                F#m       C# A
      You may wear the pants but I
N.C.
The grin


[Verse 3]
E5       A5     F#5    A5  
Hark now hear a man is calling
E5      A5    F#5   A5  
Looking for a story line
E5      A5        F#5     A5  
I went along just for the effort
E5      A5        F#5   A5  
I went along just for a good time
E5           A5        F#5      A5  
   It didn't look like he would bend it
E5      A5  F#5      A5  
   When I decided to lend it 
E5  A5      F#5    A5  
Out, was it candid?
E5  A5     F#5  A5  
       Did he-- plan it?


[Chorus 2]
A  A  A                F#m
      And you with the flashlight
A  A  A     F#m
      Under your chin
A  A  A                F#m       C# A
      You may wear the pants but I
N.C.
The grin


[Outro]
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
E5   A5   F#5           A5  
Everybody thinks it's a holiday
E5   A5   F#5           A5