G C
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
G C D
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
G C
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
[Verse]
G C
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
G C D
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
G C
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
G C D
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
G C
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
D C Bm A G
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
[Chorus]
G
Ding- dong merrily along
C G
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
C G
My fucking balls are swinging
[Outro]
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
The chapel bells are ringing
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
My fucking balls are swinging
