She Was a Beauty Queen With Add She Says That She Forgets the Day That I Met Her Was Just Another of Her Casualties Temporary 'til She Found Something Better Oh Brother There Goes Another My Mother She Just Sits Up and Cries: "Hang On, Hang On Everything Is All Right You Know Who Loves You Hang On, Hang On Everything Is Ok No, She Wasn't Worth It Anyway" She Was a Dizzy Dish of Cool Khaki But the Gap Inside Her Head Was Offensive There Was Another From a Seinfield Scene Well Her Manly Hands Were Far Too Aggressive No Worry, What's All the Hurry My Mother She Just Sits Up and Cries: Chorus