There's a highway where gravity stopped working,
Cars and trucks are flying high above the town.
You should see the faces,
Pressed against the windows,
As they try to find a way back down.

People stand and watch behind the barricades,
Everyone is arguing but no one can explain.
Scientists and lawyers and all the other experts
Don't know what to do about the sudden
Lack of gravity in My World.

It's a very nice arrangement here in My World.
It's always entertaining here in My World.
I never get bored, never get bogged down,
I never get sore in My World.

There's a treasure chest buried in the backyard,
My friends and I are going to find it after school.
Pirates hid their silver right here in the suburbs,
As a matter of fact, we now have proof.
Inside a wall, we found an ancient treasure map,
Folded up and hidden in a tin can,
With lines and X's and even a skull and crossbones.
Gonna dig it up, gonna make it rich in my world.

It's a very nice arrangement here in My World.
It's always entertaining here in My World.
I never get bored never get bogged down,
I never get sore in My World.

When I walk my feet are sinking in the sidewalk,
Just like I'm walking on a trampoline.
And when I jump into the air,
Everybody ducks their heads,
Then I bounce, just like on a trampoline.
When I fall, I never skin my knees,
Everybody wants to pick me for their basketball team.
I'm the youngest player in the NBA,
Hollywood wants to make a big-screen movie
'Bout My World.

It's a very nice arrangement here in My World.
It's always entertaining here in My World.
I never get bored never get bogged down,
I never get sore in My World.