(part of the holiday series of songs we wrote including Gus the Groundhog, Bob the Bunny, Tom the Turkey)

you've heard of rosebud, and well, no one else
but do you recall, the most famous sled of all?
steve the sled, had two rusty blades
and if you ever saw him, you would say, "what a piece of junk"
all of the other sleds, used to laugh and call him names
but then again sleds can't talk, ..............

then one foggy x-mas eve, santa came to say
steve with your rusty blades, we're going to incinerate you
then all the sleds loved him, as they shouted out silently
steve the sled, steve the sled