Livin for a day, breathin for a week
Losin solitaire, losin my physique
No job, no pay, no way to make ends meet
Windowshoppin as girls go down the street
Here I am, sittin here
Drinkin coffee and dreamin beer
Readin NME, listenin to the Jam
Dyin for a crap, stuck right where I am
Fantasising a life of rockstar ease
So I guess I'd better learn some Japanese
How'd the hell they get us on our knees
As we sit on our Conrays, scratchin' our fleas
Fantasising a life of rockstar ease, oh yeah
Disco is the modern rock n roll
Multimillions dancing in the streets
Got no place to hang my tired brain
And all TV shows me is John Travolta's feet
Lyin on our backs, listening to the news
Looking at the dust on our rave reviews
We don't care if the whole damn world explodes
It'll keep the drunken drivers off the roads
Something's gone in my prefrontal lobes
Cos everyone's speaking trendy secret codes
And we don't care if the whole damn world explodes
Doctor Rock please blow my mind away
I won't miss it for a moment man
Lock the door and set this house on fire
And I'll club my head to bits cos I'm a fan
No, no, no, I'm not bored, I'm dead
Dead bored, dead
I'm not bored