He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess While he's at work, she's an adulteress Guitar bit She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac She's a nymphomaniac A filthy (? sex factory ?) It don't hurt, to have a (? flirt ?) But she's a (? jezebugger ?) She's a randy swine who swears "i don't have clandestine affairs" i'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored! He's a pratt, we know that - his missus Chorus