Alejandro: I left
Bridgette stuck to a pole
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul
Made even Courtney lose control
Now, I'm going to leave you
Wedged up in a hole
This is how we will end it
This game we have played!
This is how we will end it
Your bill must be paid!

Heather: Ooooooh!
Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig
Help me out, and I'll be your human drill-rig

Alejandro: You think I'm gonna fall for that?!
Ain't a tea party
It's combat!
This is how we will end it
This game we have played!
This is how we will end it
Your bill must be paid!

Heather: Ooooooh!
I'm wedged in a hole! This isn't right!
If I'm goin' down, make a fair fight!
It's beneath you-ou, to abandon a girl in a ditch!
Offer me my dignity; I haven't got a stiiiiiiiitch!
Please, Alejandro. You and I have been the greatest adversaries this game has ever seen!
Is this how you wanna win it -- because I got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock?
Is that the victory you want!?

Alejandro: (sadly) I left
Bridgette stuck to a pole
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul
Made even Courtney lose control
But I can't leave you
Wedged in a hole
This is not how we'll end it
This game we have played!
This is not how we'll end it
But there's a bill to be paid!