Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
You might be the ingredient I seek
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
Grandma's wig, this will make you big
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit
Pantalones giganticus!
Oh, no! Not again!

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest, Ashley!
You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
I turned my teacher into a spoon

I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say no, you're toast!

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause it's Ashley!
Just remember this when you see her on the street
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!