Yeah im up at Ridgeway Now im down the moorings, right next to the debenhams and i'll be port forever yes it is my lifeblood these streets they are a part of me the yin to my yang the Craig to my Bellamy Catch me in the kitchen i've got cheese - im melting it! Caerphilly, bread and ham hey presto it's a rarebit head out to caerleon off-white transit febreeze on the dash for the stain where my nan sits out for a big one, sniffin' on the miaow miaow DJ on the ones and twos, spinnin' little bow wow on the dancefloor raving, pack of 16 benson someone fighting bouncers, turns out it's gavin henson! Big up to Plaid Cymru, and the Welsh assembly Big up to millenium, we dont need no wembly keep your big apple, we'll have a tangerine Bugger off alicia, shirley bassey is our queen! round here we stick together like birds of a feather except we're not from chigwell we're from the small welsh town of... newport! concrete jumble nothing in order, not far from the border when you're in newport... chips, cheese, curry makes you feel brand new washed down with a special brew repeat the word newport, newport, newport... catch at me queen dragons in my fleece, watching real sport, shit, i make the dragons' fleece more famous than the argonauts! and now that i've made it here i can make it anywhere signed a girl's babbles when i headlined at the local fair yeah you know the d to the v to the LA dad said get a job with them, but swansea's too far away so look me up on google, i'm seven pages in was in the local paper, mam threw it in the bin! she didnt see the article calling me a rap star ripped it into pieces, and used it for hamster tom jones, steve jones, zeta jones, traffic cones! if you come and visit use the designated parking zones there's a snooker hall, see but i'm not a member and a lovely shopping centre opened in december! so head over the water, on the transporter fifty for the toll booth male voice choir singing out! newport! twinned with guangxi province in china there's no province finer Josie d'arby's from newport yes it's strange, we didn't know either thank you wikipedia let's say some more newports, newports, newports one hand in the air for a taxi, fifty quids if yer sick on the back seat but all those bendy roads make me queasy... can someone hold my hair? everybody say... Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! in newport! access from the A4042 traffic will enrage you on your way to newport our shopping centre is quite new big leaks will inspire you repeat to fade newport, newport, newport