[Intro]
G G G B C

[Chorus]
G            D           B        C
Oh where, oh where is my trust fund?
G         B        Em     C
Why can't I get ahead?
G                B
'Cause I have to work
      Em          C
My daddy's such a jerk
    G          D           G
For not giving me all his cash

[Verse 1]
G                                          B    C
There's something I can't get off my mind
 G                               B  C
This happens to me every time I get high
G                             B C   G                      B C
I want to know what it's like          to be a regular guy
       G                            B  C
With a brother and a sister and mom
      G                            B  C
And a father and we all get along
            G                         B  C
And we pick money off our family tree
G                         B C
And spend it all happily

[Chorus]
G            D           B        C
Where, oh where is my trust fund?
G         B        Em     C
Why can't I get ahead?
G                B
'Cause I have to work
      Em          C
My daddy's such a jerk
    G          D           G
For not giving me all his cash

[Verse 2]
        G                              B  C
There's something I try hard to forget
   G
It fills my little heart with regret
  B     C
I can't lie
G                            B C  G                           B C
It's when I tried to pretend        that I was a good friend
      G                              B  C
But I always seem to fuck it all up
             G                               B C
When there's no more whiskey left in my cup
G                                   B C
I guess I'll stop and I'll think
G                            B C
And pour myself a new drink

[Chorus]
G            D           B        C
Oh where, oh where is my trust fund?
G         B        Em     C
Why can't I get ahead?
G                B
'Cause I have to work
      Em          C
My daddy's such a jerk
    G          D           G
For not giving me all his cash