E
When the day has begun
D
Put some of this on
E D
Rogaine
E
If you gotta bald spot
D
Wanna keep what you got
E D E
Rogaine
E
Your hairline
D
It's declined
C B
And you shine
E D E D
Rogaine
E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--||
D G A G 2x
D G A D
Don't come in my yard no more
G A D
You've ruined my lawn before
G A
Whatever you kids are looking for
D G A D G
Hey! Don't come in my yard no more
E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--||
C
Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh
F C
So when I hit the floor I really feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh
[Chorus]
G F C
I needa put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you,
G F C
yeah I'm gonna put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh
E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--||-
C G7 C
Jello again, Jello
G7 C Am
I always eat Jello
F Dm G Am
I love that jiggly thing you do
Dm
And you make lunch great
G7
I can hardly wait
C
Jello
E|E|-----------------------||
[Intro]
Am E7 G D F C Dm E7 x2
[Verse]
Am E7
On a dark country highway, cool wind in your hair
G D
Warm smell of a corndog rising up through the air
F C
See a sign in the distance, says "We're open all day"
Dm E7
If you walk up to the entrance, it's where you'll hear me say
[Chorus]
F C
I'm a greeter at a Walmart in California
E7 Am
Yeah I work the door, at the Superstore
F C
I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California
Dm E7
Where my vest is blue, and my hair is too!
E|E|-----------------------||
A Bbdim7 Bm
E|--------------|--------------|--------------|--5-----0-----|
B|-----------2--|-----------2--|-----------3--|--------------|
G|--------2-----|--------0-----|--------4-----|--------------|
D|-----2--------|-----2--------|-----4--------|-----| --------|
A|--0-----------|--1-----------|--2-----------|--------------|
E|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------|
[Verse 1]
A
My buddies and me
Bbdim7
Were once wild and free
Bm
Now we ain't doing so great
E
Used to go down
E7
And tear up the town
A
But now were all in bed by eight.
A
Our parties are fewer
Bbdim7
And were sipping Insure
Bm Dm7
Instead of our glass of champagne
E
Now when we get together
E7
We just talk about the weather
E
And all we ever do is
E7
Complain
[Chorus]
A
'Cause all my friends got hip replacements
A
Cause they slipped and fell in their garage or basements
Bm
We're old and pale
E
Our bones are frail
A
Yeah, years ago we were still in bases
A A7
Now we spend our time having wheelchair races
Bm
'Oh, all my friends
E A
Got hip replacements
