F C F C F C G

[Verse]
    F               C          F        C
The lottery line at Fine Foods is three blocks long
    F               C      G
And Hasan's selling PBR to hispsters with ironic mustaches
F                   C             F         C
Who most definitely once were punk, and now wear flannel 
    F           C             G
And scream over bar chords on acoustic guitars
    F              C          F         C
The parks full of scum fucks, oogles and train kids
F                  C         G       
Busking and flying signs for sparks and beast ice
F             C             F                   C
But not food for their dogs, not laundromats to clean their clothes
F               C          G
They don't even shower but that's how it goes

[Chorus]
F                     G           C                                 F
And I don't care much either way, cause when they're my age they'll all own SAABS
C                   F                C                  F          C
Vacation homes with pending divorce, memberships at the golf course
         G                     C  
But I do not, hell no, no I do not

[Verse]
        F                      C      F              C
You see I grew up in a traffic jam, a cul-de-sac all american
     F                 C                   G
With tapered jeans and leather jackets and Nike hightops
  F                    C          F                 C 
A hair farmer from the suburbs, a drunk speed metal drummer
    F                  C                  G
Now how the hell did I end up in Realtree camo and Carhartts
     F                C                      F                  C
It's safe to say that I've lost grip,oh look there goes another Hipster kid
    F        C                   G
In neon on a track bike paying a school to learn art
  F             C         F            C                 F          C
A buy green vegetarian, a fashion icon charlatan, at the bar buying rounds
         G
With his mother's credit card

[Chorus]
F                     G           C                                 F
And I don't care much either way, cause when they're my age they'll all own SAABS
C                   F                C                  F          C
Vacation homes with pending divorce, memberships at the golf course
         G                     C  
But I do not, hell no, no I do not

[Solo]
F C F C F C G

[Chorus]
F                     G           C                                 F
And I don't care much either way, cause when they're my age they'll all own SAABS
C                   F                C                  F          C
Vacation homes with pending divorce, memberships at the golf course
         G             C   F C
But I do not,  no I do not