If you don't do nothing
Then you won't do nothing badly

I hear your new boyfriend he's a real go-getter
Setting goals for himself and thenhe attains those goals
Yeah he's got himself on the fast track
To be a kick-ass yes-man corporate hack
And I don't see what you seein him at all

I hear he's thinking outside the box
(All I was thinking was - how I was getting in yours)
Moving ahead by working smart and not hard
('Cause he's real pro-active)
And now you say that I'm no match
For your kiss-ass tax-cheat corporate hack
But I stil don't see what you see in him at all

I'm no achiever
I thought you liked me that way
'Cause if I don't do nothing
Then I won't do nothing badly

We used to call in sick, get up past noon
Waste the day away watching cartoons
Now you're up at six for your daily run
Your work day's half-over before mines begun
And that don't sound like any fun at all

I'm no achiever
You used to like me that way
'Cause if I don't do nothing
Then I won't do nothing badly

I hear your ex-husband was a real go-getter
You were once his prize but he shelved you and moved on
Yeah he got himself on the fast track
For a new trophy bride and a heart attack
And I never saw what you saw in him at all

I'm no achiever
You used to like me that way
'Cause if I don't do nothing
Then I won't do nothing badly

I'm no achiever
I kinda like me that way
'Cause if I don't do nothing
Then I won't do nothing badly

If you don't do nothing
Then you won't do nothing badly
If you don't do nothing
Then you won't do nothing badly