Last night I met a girl
Met her at a bar
She said, "Hey baby-
My place is really not that far"

So we went back to her place
And we're laying in her room
She jumped on to her bed
And we were staring at the room

And then she asked me
She said, "won't you come in my bed"
I tried to go down on her
But all I saw was red

And she said
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Monday
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Saturday
Oh...

I got up and made a run for the door
But she said, "Hey baby-
Come back and get some more"

And then she grabbed me she said
"You're gonna give me head"
She forced me down on her
And all I saw was red

And she said
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Monday
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Saturday
Oh...

And then she grabbed me she said
"You're gonna give me head"
She forced me down on her
And all I saw was red

And she said
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Monday
It's bloody Tuesday today
I wish it was Saturday
Oh...
I wish it was any day else